Have you ever sat among your buddies only to hear sexual terms that you’ve never heard of in your life? Or have you ever been talking dirty with your girlfriend only to discover that you don’t understand half the things she’s referring to?
Well today, all that’s going to change. Considering all the e-mail I’ve received of late, today’s tip is all about sexual terms that have been irking men all over the world.
And while I’m certain that you may know some , chances are that there are at least a couple that have teased your brain on occasion. So, without further ado, here they are:
This is the act of performing oral sex on the anus. However, keep in mind that anilingus can be a very risky act considering the anus carries many bacteria and can easily spread infection. This act is also sometimes referred to as “rimming.”
How to use it in a sentence: “I didn’t think I’d like it, but when she performed anilingus on me while she stroked my penis, I was loving it.”
“Barebacking” involves engaging in sexual penetration without using protection (condoms). This term is usually used in reference to anal and vaginal sex.
How to use it in a sentence: “I took a stupid chance last night. I didn’t have any condoms with me so I decided to bareback.”
This is an acronym for “Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism.” This term refers to an amalgamation of sexual practices that involve inflicting and incurring pain in a sexual and sensual fashion.
How to use it in a sentence: “My girlfriend has been begging me to get into BDSM, and I tried it last night. Man, was it ever intense.”
Also referred to as a “facial,” this term refers to ejaculating on a woman’s face. “Bukkake,” however, involves many men ejaculating on a particular woman’s face — this is very popular in many Japanese porn films.
How to use it in a sentence: “Oh man, me and my boys were hanging out on the set of a porn film in Beverly Hills and we watched a bunch of guys bukkake on this hot chick.”
Used to perform oral sex on a woman, a dental dam is usually made of sheer latex and is used as protection for safer sex amid cunnilingus.
How to use it in a sentence: “Yeah, I trust her, but still, I decided to use a dental dam last night when I went down on her… you know, until the results of the tests come in for both of us.”
Brace yourself because this one refers to one of two things — and neither is especially appetizing.
1- The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man after engaging in anal sex.
2- Wiping your penis or finger across a woman’s or your own upper lip after it is has been inserted into her anus.
Note: Like anilingus, this is risky behavior that can easily spread infection, due to the bacteria found in the anus.
How to use it in a sentence: “That girl was so nasty, I just had to show her what it was all about by giving her a Dirty Sanchez.”
Edgeplay, felching, shrimping, and more
Edgeplay, as one might assume, involves engaging in sexually dangerous and harmful sexual practices and behaviors.
How to use it in a sentence: “We engaged in a little edgeplay last night, and I thought I was going to die, man.”
Felching involves ejaculating into a woman’s anus and then sucking or licking the semen out. Yum.
How to use it in a sentence: “Honey, I want to get really nasty with you. In fact, I’m in the mood to felch.”
A more tame term, “frottage” refers to rubbing against someone for sexual pleasure without actually engaging in sexual penetration of any kind. It’s also referred to as “dry humping.”
How to use it in a sentence: We frottaged last night, but no nakedness followed, and I ended up satisfying myself in the bathroom later on that night.
This is when a man ejaculates on, around or near a woman’s neck, creating what is believed to look like a “pearl necklace.”
How to use it in a sentence: “If you’re really good tonight, honey, I’ll give you a pearl necklace you won’t soon forget.”
The external genital organs of a woman; the vulva.
How to use it in a sentence: “When she bent over in that micro-mini skirt, her pudendum was out in the open for all to see.”
To put it bluntly, “queef” refers to a vaginal fart. Sometimes, when the penis goes all the way in the vagina and all the way out periodically, air gets trapped within the vaginal walls causing the expulsion of air, and causing what is commonly known as a fart. Unlike the anal variety, however, it does not smell.
How to use it in a sentence: “When I was about to go down on her, she queefed, but it didn’t bother me a bit.”
Although some people cringe at the thought, others love the idea of “shrimping,” which basically refers to sucking or licking your partner’s toes before, during or even after sex.
How to use it in a sentence: “While we were having sex last night, I decided to do a little shrimping and drive her crazy. And believe me, she loved every minute of it.”
A white, curd-like substance that is secreted via the sebaceous glands of the penis and collects underneath the foreskin of a man’s uncircumcised penis. And while a small amount is useful for the penis, a buildup, which occurs if a man does not cleanse his penis frequently, will occur, and that just ain’t right.
How to use it in a sentence: “She was about to start sucking me, but said that I had this cheesy buildup called smegma, and that she refused to touch me until I cleaned it off. So I had to go take a shower first.”
When a woman performs fellatio on a man and he ejaculates, she keeps the ejaculate in her mouth and then proceeds to kiss him. The two swap the ejaculate back and forth until one person finally swallows it.
How to use it in a sentence: “Oh man, me and my woman decided to try snowballing last night, and I didn’t realize how my ejaculate tastes until right then. Now I really appreciate her.”